Did you ever notice that there are some things that usually happen in the movies, but you never see them happen in real life? Here are some of them:

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
   
2. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
   
3. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
   
4. Cars never need fuel (unless they’re involved in a pursuit).
   
5. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
   
6. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside.You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
   
7. Any apartment in Paris will have a view of the Eiffel Tower.
   
8. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don’t mind at all what the girl does for a living.
   
9. People hack into computers by incessantly typing on the keyboard. Even though they don't appear to be working in DOS mode, the never use the mouse.
   
10. Sadistic killers are also witty stand-up comedians specializing in one-liners.
    
11. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
    
12. Medieval peasants always have filthy faces, tangled hair, ragged clothing - and perfect, gleaming white teeth.
    
13. In a swordfight, you can always parry behind your back, and you must always find a set of stairs to fight on so that the loser can roll down them and die at the bottom.
    
14. Always knock over the phone if it wakes you up. If you are expecting a call, make sure that you pull the covers up completely over your head so that knocking it over becomes easier. All houses have phones next to the bed.
    
15. In film, no one uses the restroom, except as a venue for escape. If there are multiple people in the restroom, expect a minor character revealation while they stand at the mirror.
    

There you go. Do you have your own observations that you can add up on these? Go head now to comments and share them with us here!

10. In reality you don’t succeed in life just because you are good looking and easy to get along with. Oh, wait, maybe that should be changed to “you don’t always succeed…”

9. In reality, women have a lot more unwanted body hair after being stranded in a jungle for 42 days.

8. You can go ahead and pretend you don’t fart in public, poop your pants, or talk to people with a booger hanging out of your nose – but in reality, this has probably happened to you.

7. In reality (unlike books, movies and television) people do lots of ordinary, meaningless things that don’t move the story along.

6. The only time it’s cool to wear a small square of fabric in 15 different ways in reality is if you have a job modelling ‘The Wonder Scarf’ on the shopping channel.

5. Cameras would never follow non-famous people around everywhere. In fact, even famous people rarely do anything exciting when cameras follow them around. This is probably the best evidence that what happens on ‘reality television’ isn’t real (or the show would be super boring).

4. On reality television people around you say “he’s good at playing the game” when you lie to them, connive, and make secret alliances to get what you want; but in reality, people would call you a dishonest, two-faced jerk and they’d ask, “Who does he think he is, J.R. Ewing? That may fly on TV but in real life he is probably going to get his butt kicked at some point.”

3. In the real world your employers don’t encourage you to sleep with colleagues while they film you (unless you work in the porn industry, of course).

2. In reality, if a crew of invisible (“off camera”) people are encouraging your behavior or giving you directions, you probably should tell your doctor.

1. In reality, something isn’t real just because you call it real. For example, if I pointed to a potato and said, “That’s a real television,” you wouldn’t believe me. However, if I’m in TV land and I call my TV show “reality television”, it seems like a lot of people actually believe it is real.

Here are some of the best photos of actors with amazingly done prosthetics. I really admire the creativity. I'm sure you have seen most of the movies where they portray these characters.