Wrong Number

By HumorTrip on 11/09/2011

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Sending messages to a wrong number can happen once in a while. But if something like this happens to me, I'd rather die. Haha!





Restaurant Menu Fail

By HumorTrip on 11/05/2011

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The Divorce Letter

By HumorTrip on 10/26/2011

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The best divorce letters ever. --

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and you didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, and I even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband  P.S. don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that didn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to my mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all that, I still loved you and I felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem...






Arrested During Haircut

By HumorTrip on 4/12/2011

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David Davis was in the middle of a haircut when he got into a scuffle and was then arrested. Read More 

If I were that guy, I wonder if I’d be more devastated about the arrest or the haircut. Hahahaha!




On Beating Tetris (Animated)

By HumorTrip on 7/25/2010

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Hi! I Look Like a...

By HumorTrip on 7/25/2010

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iPhone 4 versus HTC EVO

By HumorTrip on 6/30/2010

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The video seriously cracked me up!









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