For everyone to know, Inday is a fictional character whose life is featured in a series of text jokes circulating in the internet or SMS on mobile phones among Filipinos. Inday is a house helper who is well-versed and fluent in english. With her witty character and highly sophisticated and educational conversations with her boss, makes "Inday series" very popular to Filipinos here and abroad. Check this article from Inquirer.net  to understand more about Inday's amazing popularity.

You might also be interested to see Inday's bio-data at Blog ni Inday.

Here are some of Inday series of jokes that I got through SMS:

Amo: Inday! Bakit diyan mo pinapakain sa sahig si JR! Ang dum-dumi jan! Bluebaby pa naman ‘yan!

Inday: Haller! What do you think of me, a moron?! “Blue spells” or “tet spells” of acute hypoxia usually occur during feeding. Squatting in ambulatory in a child with a tetralogy of fallout as a compensatory mechanism increases systematic resistance in venous return, briefly decreasing hypoxia! Now, you choose, you still want to see him alive, but with rashes or let him rest in peace?!

Amo: (collapsed)


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Amo: Inday ano ulam natin? Darating na ang Señor mo.

Inday: Due to the frequent mass media coverage on hog cholera, I’ve consequently given a judgment on sauteing exquisite scallops in unsalted butter together with pungent white onion and tossed it with brisk asparagus. I’ve also assented to twist it with fresh lemonzest and advance its taste via blending a petty amount of chardonay white wine as well as a cup of viscous cream.

Amo: (Nosebleed)

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(day-off ni Inday)

Mrs.: Aba, ang ganda mo ngayon Inday ah! San ka ba pupunta?

Inday: I need to visit my friend, she’s very ill.

Mrs.: Ah ganun ba. Avon din ba yang make-up mo tulad nung sakin?

Inday: Sorry?

Mrs: Sabi ko Avon din ba ang mga make-up mo?!?

Inday: No, no, no. I use The Lash Queen Gold Edition Mascaras, those are the real musts of Helena Rubinstein’s Tsarine collection.. I also use the David Loose eyeshadow, Stellars Gloss and Color Clone. And for my skin, I use Helena Rubinstein’s Gold Future, the first skincare treatment with real micro-active ‘Gold’ in its formula. It boosts my skin’s youth immunity and gives me incomparable radiance.

Mrs.: (namutla)

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*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red avriety) and apricot sauce

*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive olive

*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests

- baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday.


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"Bloody hell!!! How dare you to just land on my cutie top? I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"

- reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia.

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"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market."

- sagot ni Inday sa tanong ng amo nya kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutong sinigang.

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"Dear Mom, Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn’t enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never lot being a governess can be such a strenuous employ.

Your daughter,
Inday"
xoxox


"Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

Tatay"